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Muffin

The Sweetroll Saint

Khajiit · Nightblade

“Kindness is rarely loud. It simply arrives when it's needed.”

While others chase glory, titles, and power, Muffin simply wanders Tamriel looking for good company, a warm tavern, and something delicious to eat.

Wherever he goes, people smile, arguments resolve themselves, and lost travelers find their way home. Nobody can explain why — not even Muffin.

A wandering soul on his fourth life and the favorite nephew of Sheogorath himself. Incredibly skilled in the shadows; he just prefers the fights that never happen.

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The Legend

1
First Life — The Breton
The soul first entered Tamriel as a young, curious Breton, spending a life simply learning the world. Only distant memories and instincts survive.
2
Second Life — The Redguard
Stronger and more confident, the wanderer began to understand courage. The name is long forgotten, but the lessons endured.
3
Third Life — Smokey the Elf
Reborn a Bosmer, this life was discipline and mastery — a master crafter, veteran explorer, and master assassin who sought perfection and found it. But perfection left little room for joy.
4
Fourth Life — Muffin
The soul returned once more, seeking not greatness or power but peace. He awoke a Khajiit — small paws, soft fur, a rumbling stomach — and the first thing he saw was a wedge of cheese.
5
The Blessing of Uncle Sheo
For reasons known only to the Mad God, Sheogorath chose Muffin as his favorite nephew. Now reality bends gently around him — a locked door clicks open, a sweetroll appears, a grumpy innkeeper insists the room is free. Muffin just smiles: “Thanks, Uncle Sheo.”

Signature

A hooded Khajiit with soft amber eyes and warm, earth-tone clothing
Weathered leather armor and a traveler's pack full of hidden snack pockets
Twin daggers, carried more out of necessity than desire
Almost always carrying a sweetroll
Talks to every animal, never lets anyone eat alone, befriends dangerous creatures by accident